There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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