talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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