Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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