It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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