And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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