i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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