i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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