i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
