What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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