Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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