I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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