she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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