omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
