real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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