Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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