Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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