I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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