Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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