She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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