How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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