Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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