Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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