Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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