i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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