We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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