We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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