im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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