I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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