We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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