I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
