i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My vagina just clenched in fear
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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