He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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