i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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