Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Found your dick twin last night
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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