Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
