Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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