I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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