I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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