32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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