I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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