But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
they need to just BURY HIM!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We have so much sex to catch up on
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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