People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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