her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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