I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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