Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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