I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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