He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's blow job season.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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