The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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