just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And then he peed in my hair
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