So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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