we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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