He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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