This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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