how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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