There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Acid is not a monday night drug
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
