i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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